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Shaving my pussy…

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Bored out of your mind? Tried parachute jumping and bungee, and you’re still looking for that adrenaline rush?

Try shaving a Valkyrie cat!

Oh, of course I could have gone to a professional salon. But why would I do things the simple way?

I’ve been the slave to 3 Persian cats… so far. Poupine, who shared an almost sister/sister relationship with me. Cissy, a princess born with a deadly heart condition that allowed her….  Well most anything… She was very sick.

And now Freja. I should have known that giving her a Viking’s Goddess’ name would spell trouble. She is cute, but then again, she.is.a.persian.kitten. And she has alarm clock DNA. familiar with Simon’s Cat? No? Here’s what most of my mornings look like:

 

Freja is a Tomboy Persian. She’s not into princess stuff and likes to do all the “you can’t do that” stuff I tried so hard teaching her not to do. Then again, I did allow her to start Valkyrie training as a toddler…. So I guess, my bad!

When it comes to shaving, she’s on the No side. I’d like to agree with her, but unfortunately, from time to time, I have to join the I-wish-this-wasn’t-necessary-but-it-is-so-let’s-get-this-done team.

Like yesterday.

It is already difficult to get the job done with a helper. The furball hates when we team up against her. Alone, it is like trying to win a medal at the Why-are-you-doing-this-to-me-mommy Olympics.

There was hissing… There was growling… I’ve been bitten and scratched. But I did get most of the job done.

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And although she does look like a rat with a lion’s head, I won’t tell her. Not until my wounds heal…

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25 thoughts on “Shaving my pussy…

      1. And that’s why I was so shocked. I was like she’s actually openly talking about this?!? That’s so badass that I’m going to go to compliment her! 😂

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  1. I nearly fell over when I saw that first picture! Half of me is saying NEVER to get a Persian cat and half wants to get one just so I can do that “hairstyle” to it! I’m evil and I must be destroyed!

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    1. LOL I am probably biased, but persians are great cats, personality-wise. I am lucky, because chéri is allergic to all cats except persians.

      Although it is a mission to shave Freja, I love it, because I can kiss the little devil on the back 🙂

      Gotta get back to work, I still have to work on her belly today 😛

      I disagree with you… You certainly shouldn’t be destroyed lol

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  2. When you can actually tell when a Persian is angry, you know they are livid. lol.

    A friend of mine used to have a Persian and she’d take him to a groomer to get shaved. His nick name after being shaved was “Lorax.” Are you familiar with what that is?

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      1. That is a curse, I think… Once you have a cat, no matter how many months/years go by, and even if you change houses, and/or furniture… You will ALWAYS find cat hair somewhere!! lol xx

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