Okie, I have to put a warning before this one. No… Really!
I mean I am serious… The video at the end of this post is not fun to watch, if you have any sympathy whatsoever for pets!
I watched it about a week ago, and I witnessed my conversation with my own self during the watch. Now, the video is only 45 seconds long, but it gave place to quite a (completely useless) silent monologue. I thought about making a post about it… then thought it wasn’t Cove material, with the yuck video. Then it kept coming back, as annoying as… Well, something very very annoying!
So, here it is… A walk in my head… But before that, so you can’t say I didn’t warn you…
Please note that this is not just “a” warning… It is THE warning. Well… The first…
Oh yeah, because I went Google-hunting for THE warning, But as any Google-hunt goes, I have a blurry idea of what I want, and I usually drift slowly, far far away from it, ending up anywhere but where I wanted to go!
And since this post is about my mind wanderings, I thought it was just fair to walk you through the whole process… So, I found THE warning, and then I looked around a little bit and found this one, that made me smile, and then things spiralled out of control…
This one is actually pretty interesting… I could put it near the toaster at the office (If you have no clue what I am talking about, click here)
Hahahahahahahahahaha… What was I doing before this?
Sexist… but still…. LOL
I wish…. (I had super powers like that… I don’t want to kill you! Please don’t run away, I am such a nice person!!)
Hahahahah LOL Hahahahaha
Can I get an “Arrrr” on this one…?
*Snort* But, really… What was I doing again?…. Oh! Look! They have those I-don’t-know-how-to-call-them signs too!!!
OMG, that must be where all the road rage originally began!! LOL
Okie, this one is really great!! Church people with a sense of humor totally rock!!
With this said, where were we? Oh… Yeah!
So here is the video I saw. You don’t have to! I don’t recommend it for sensitive people. I was scrolling when I fell on it. And now that Facebook runs videos wether you want to see them or not, I got caught, against my will… So for those of you who’d like to pass, I’ll explain loosely the 45 seconds just below the Youtube window!
Here’s an aligator, or a crocodile (I never knew the difference… But I do know the difference between a goat and a sheep!!) dragging a dog underwater at an extremely slow pace. The dog is obviously dead, and the crocaligator passes under a bridge with it in his killing jaws….
Most people would have thought or said
- OMG, that’s terrible!
- Is that a… Oh yeah, it’s a dog!
Or something like it.
Here’s what my brain decided to do… (you are allowed to “unfollow” the Cove after this! Not that you weren’t before, but I give you my blessing here… My brain is beyond repair)
me: What? I didn’t ask to see… What is that? A crocodile? An aligator? What’s the difference anyway? (see, I told you I didn’t know the difference!!) What is it dragging… Please not a… Pfewww it’s a dog! Hey, did I just get releived that a dog is dead? That’s probably because I have a cat… Yeah, but I had dogs before.. I loved them, I love dogs… Probably as much as cats… Yeah, maybe not. Hey!! Why isn’t anybody doing anything?? Come on, a dog owner wouldn’t just watch a crocaligator drag its dead dog around like that… Wait, is it really dead? Oh yeah, its head is clearly under water. It’s dead, I probably wouldn’t fight a croc just to get back my already dead dog’s body… Then again… Would I? Hmmm. I might try something. What if I surprised the croc? My Gawd, I’m happy I don’t live in Florida… Is that in Florida? Anyway, Freja doesn’t go outstide the apartment…
Some people use their brains to cure cancer… Some to build spaceships…